Join our team! Puffin and Seal PA

 

🌊 Key Responsibilities: 

• Give daily belly rubs to our resident seals (on their terms, of course!) 
• Engage in deep and meaningful conversations with puffins – bonus points if you speak fluent Icelandic 
• Taste-test fish before serving (only the freshest for our flippered friends!) 
• Ensure our seals and puffins receive their recommended daily dose of compliments 

 

💙 Essential Skills: 

• A love of all things marine life (and an ability to withstand fishy smells) 
• Willingness to get very wet – seals don’t respect personal space 
• A keen sense of humour and a talent for making animal enrichment fun 
• Ability to decipher the meaning of an unimpressed puffin stare 
• A deep passion for wildlife, even when they steal your lunch 
• Translating urgent puffin announcements into human language (mostly complaints about the Cornish weather) 

 

🐟 Perks of the Job:

✔ The chance to work with the UK’s most charismatic rescue seals and puffins 

✔ Free ‘flipper shakes’ on Fridays 

✔ VIP access to the best underwater gossip 

✔ Free saltwater facials, courtesy of our seals 

 

 

Think you’re up for the challenge? Apply today! (Or just come and visit us at the Sanctuary)  

 

 

Disclaimer: This is an April Fools' joke… but if you love marine life, why not check out our real job vacancies or volunteer opportunities or pop along to meet our resident animals?